notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

nikkisshadetree:

slightlypsychicparade:

elleduzitwell:

DO NOT SCROLL PASS. THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR FRIEND. PLEASE HELP TO BRING #relisha #rudd BACK HOME SAFE AND SOUND.

This isn’t a scam, or an abuser trying to find someone hiding from them.

I live in the area, and it’s all over the news. This child is REALLY missing.

Any update on this? I know that the guy who is thought to have taken her was found dead (and so was his wife).

slythermint:

leon’s just like “yep okay i’ll take that no it’s cool i can pour it myself it’s fine”

thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic:

Make Me Choose Meme: 

pestocat asked: Vicki or Susan? 

decaffeinato:

georgeofoldvalyria:

super-who-locked-in:

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”

do Americans realise that there are more TV channels than just the BBC or

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????

ride it??

fordeisbored:

don-gately:

cumberbear:

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There is no escape from this. 

….. fuck.

NO

dangernight:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

ohsofili:

The wardrobe. Upstairs. Lucy thinks she’s found a forest inside.

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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soradiesinkh3:

ourtimeorg:

Ever notice how the people calling millennials lazy are the ones offering unpaid internships?

OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

ofsushi